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Chuck Hagel

I just heard Maj. General Joseph Fil tell us that the tactic being used in Baghdad is called "Clear Control and Retain". God I'm glad we're not up against Hitler.

Presidential Aspirerers

Here's my predictions / hopes at this point:

Hillary BAD BAD BAD BAD ::ALERT BADD
While it would be cool to have a female prez, and she's probably one smart/tuff cookie, Hills would be a divider on top of the Divider in Chief we have now. B. A. Double D. that spells Clinton.

Mike Huckabee. Scary religious robot. Talks in grandiose ambiguities. No way.

Barack Hussein Obama. Sorry, would divide this country possibly more than HIllary.

Rudy... I don't know. You know he's America's hero and all, but really I don't think he did anything more than ruthlessly clean up NYC.. As far as that goes I think Mayor Mike would be a much more serious Presidential contender. But he's ok I guess. Seems a little insane.

Despite John McCain's refusal to talk about the Iraq War in any other terms besides "Winner" and "Loser", I think he would make a great president because we would all be so BORED STIFF and/or DEPRESSED out of our MINDS we would forget about how bad things really are.

John Edwards. Nope.

Joe Biden's crazy mouth is sure entertaining but maybe too unregulated for PODUS.

This is the UNITER. Hagel is the man. Hasn't announced he's running yet, but hasn't NOT. Clearly the best candidate. To me at least.  Fingers crossed.

Happy Valentines Day!

she is

sweeter by the minute

free money

Who wants to get filthy rich? I've got some great ideas for you tonight..

1. the Noflake. A black sweater screenprinted all over with lots of little white dots or flakes. Good for people with dandruff.

2. the safety drunk. An IV bag loaded with water, electrolytes and vitamins connected to a drip that clips to the inside of your mouth, after a night of heavy imbibing. rehydrate while you sleep.

3. the smart meter. A wireless system that monitors your houses utility usage realtime. California is trying to do this already.

4. the american idol model. For presidential elections people would vote via the internet or 800 number.

5. the fine pils pill - a pill you can drop into a PBR that turns it into a fine German pilsner.

Run with it.