This deranged lunatic taunts security as they try to corner him for chasing women through the supermarket brandishing a butternut squash.
Actually, this is Eddie Van Halen. He is a childhood (ahem, mature childhood) hero, the first three Van Halen albums changed my LIFE, to the point that I can forgive all the Van Haggar / Lee Roth simpering. This is obviously not a picture he would've chosen to splash on cnn.com, but it fits the article well. [link]