Presidential Aspirerers

Here's my predictions / hopes at this point:

Hillary BAD BAD BAD BAD ::ALERT BADD
While it would be cool to have a female prez, and she's probably one smart/tuff cookie, Hills would be a divider on top of the Divider in Chief we have now. B. A. Double D. that spells Clinton.

Mike Huckabee. Scary religious robot. Talks in grandiose ambiguities. No way.

Barack Hussein Obama. Sorry, would divide this country possibly more than HIllary.

Rudy... I don't know. You know he's America's hero and all, but really I don't think he did anything more than ruthlessly clean up NYC.. As far as that goes I think Mayor Mike would be a much more serious Presidential contender. But he's ok I guess. Seems a little insane.

Despite John McCain's refusal to talk about the Iraq War in any other terms besides "Winner" and "Loser", I think he would make a great president because we would all be so BORED STIFF and/or DEPRESSED out of our MINDS we would forget about how bad things really are.

John Edwards. Nope.

Joe Biden's crazy mouth is sure entertaining but maybe too unregulated for PODUS.

This is the UNITER. Hagel is the man. Hasn't announced he's running yet, but hasn't NOT. Clearly the best candidate. To me at least.  Fingers crossed.

Comments

[ideaschlack]

I watched the 1st republican debates. I was impressed by Ron Paul. the rest were flippin and flappin all over the stage like fish choking on air. The format was awesome. Questions were shot out like shotgun blasts. It was like some cheap Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, like a 1982 Roses Red Light Special free for all. McCain's effort to appear strong came across like he was an old android that was trying to prove itself to a potential owner that he was more than capable of whipping anyone's ass. Lots of vague and wild hand gestures, a perplexing jawline, and a comatose-to-frothing theatricity. It was darn entertaining.