This isn't the music I ordered - a symphony of unexplainable fury that's stuck on repeat? Angela and I, we're simple folks, and we try as best we can to follow all the instructions. Clean diaper. Just fed. Gas drops. Tight swaddle. Moment of silence. Cover your head 3,2,1 MeltDOWN. We're desensitized, dead tired, and almost hallucinating. Is this our fault? Is this karma? Mom, Dad, I'm REALLY sorry for all the pain and suffering I put you through. Please lift the curse. Serious.
February 16, 2005
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MP3
Things I relate to
People I related to
- flickr: prybaby
- Henry Nagle
- prybaby
- Anis
- Zach Hanner
- the carlsons
- Formula Z/S
- Brad Gray
- paul ahern
- David Momyer
- Stephen R. Dunnington
- John Blackwell
- The Mad Tea Party
- Morricone Youth
- lou-is
- Sin Ropas
- Justin Rabuck
- Mack Webb
- Stars of Stage and Screen
- The Manband
- The Men's Tennis
- Diamonds
- Piedmont Charisma
- Mike Reddy
- The Two Tears
- Robert Zimmerman
- Milton D. Carter
Hee, hee, hee
Posted by: | February 17, 2005 at 01:56 AM
have you read "the happiest baby on the block?" the 5 s's. corny, but they work! good luck.
Posted by: kp | February 17, 2005 at 10:14 AM
how about a trip to the museum? http://www.flickr.com/photos/quinn/35985/
Posted by: tina | February 17, 2005 at 03:42 PM
Hahahahahahah! Oh wait, the exact same thing is happening here. So tired. Wahahahahaha!
Posted by: More Diapers | February 17, 2005 at 08:13 PM
We do, we read The Happiest Baby on the Block and we've got the 5 s's down to military precision. She haaaaaates to be swaddled tightly. She also hates it when I try to cram the pacifier in her mouth as if it were a cork, to plug that damn racket up. Maybe I need to work on my style. MAYBE she needs to shut the hell up!! We're going to buy a cheese platter, one of those with the blg glass domes, and we're gonna put her in it. Mmmm cheeese.
Posted by: paulconrad | February 17, 2005 at 11:12 PM
Hayes hated to be swaddled... so we thought. Then we tried it with his hands at his sides... which I think is how the dude who wrote Happiest says to do it. He struggles a bit then nod off. Seems to work.
Posted by: More Diapers | February 18, 2005 at 09:23 AM
For the record I do not wish her to "shut the hell up". I was trying to be funny. Not funny cursing around/about an innocent little newborn. She could however "tone it down a notch".
Posted by: paulconrad | February 18, 2005 at 08:41 PM